Utho Aalsiyo...
Chalo desh ki bhalayi ke liye kuch kaam karna hai..
Oh! Aap ho...
Aap to sote rahiye.. isi mein desh ka bhala hai

ek company ke malik aur uske neeche bethe bhikari mein kya antar hai...
Dono company ki taraf dekh ke bolte hai..
Bhikari.. The best of my life is when I was working here..
Maalik... The best of my life is.. yet to come..
Attitude Matters.

Interview mein..
Jab tum falana company mein salesmen the to tumhe waha se nikala kyun..
Ji maine ek shabd jod ke sales chaar guna kar di ek hi din mein!!!
Oh.. wo kya..
Salesmen: निशुल्क 

Vijay maliya :: 18 Saal baad hamara production top pe hoga
Sales Manager: Wo Kaise
Maliya: Kyunki aaj kal ladkiyan jyada paida ho rahi hai

BEFORE Love:
Log apni life KING size jite hai..
AFTER LOVE
KINGFISHER Size

Sabse asaan tarika Heart Break hone se bachane ka
Ek contract sign karne ka ki breakup hote hi ham apne expense return kar denge
1000 SMS -> 1000 Rs
500 Hours talk: 30000 Rs
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Oh.. agar aap ladki ho to replace "asaan" by "muskil"

Welcome to Girlfriend.com ... connecting


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Oh Aapki umar nikal chuki hai


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Welcome to Sanyas.com.. You are in.

isne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake, `

Ishq me dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi
jata,apne hisse ke sare sms aapko de du kyonki 
mujhse aapka kangal sms Box dekha nahi jata.

हमारी  चाहत महंगाई की तरह बढती रहे ।
हमारा  प्यार पेट्रोल के दाम की तरह उचाही छुए ।।
हमारा प्यार हमरे सरदारजी जैसे शांत हो!
बस यही दुआ है की 2014 में भारत फिर से आजाद हो ।

मैंने पुछा खुदा से - है खुदा दिल एक और किडनी दो क्यों दी
दिल जो बार बार टुटता है वो एक और किडनी दो क्यूँ दी ।
खुदा ने बोला : दिल टूटने की कोई सीमा नहीं होती ।
और टूटने के बाद "पीने" की कोई सीमा नहीं होती।
तुम पीतो रहो ग़म भूलाते रहो!
एक ख़राब भी हो गयी तो दूसरी से काम चलाते रहो!

Intzar k pal bitana mushkil hai,
beete hue lamhe wapis lana mushkil hai,
Jo 1bar bas jae dil me dhadkan ban ke,
woh dost dilse bhulana mushkil hai..

Wo kehte hain ki agar nasib hoga mera,
to hum unhe zaroor paayenge,
Hum puchte hain unse,
agar hum badnaseeb hue to unke bina kaise jeee paayenge.

Is dil ki aarzo hai

Ji ha is dil ki aarzo hai

ye tammana rahi hai..

ye tammanna rahi hai... galib..ki


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Ki mein kuch bhi likhunga aur log padhenge!!

Door se dekha to hum unki zulfo mein khoye the.. wah wah .. wah wah..

(Awaaz aayi)Kya barkhurdaar .. julfo mein jue hai kya..jo kho gaye

Nahi.. Ama zara gor farmayega..

Door se dekha to hum unki zulfo mein khoye the.. wah wah .. wah wah..

Door se dekha to hum unki zulfo mein khoye the..

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Aur pas aa kar dekha to Sardarji baal dhoye bethe the..

Secret of Sholey

Gabbar ne Sholey film me thakur ke hath kyu kate the?? . . .. . . . . .. . Kyunki: Thakur Gabbar ko SMS nahi karta tha.. Baki samajdar ko ishara kafi hai.