Vijay maliya :: 18 Saal baad hamara production top pe hoga
Sales Manager: Wo Kaise
Maliya: Kyunki aaj kal ladkiyan jyada paida ho rahi hai

BEFORE Love:
Log apni life KING size jite hai..
AFTER LOVE
KINGFISHER Size

Sabse asaan tarika Heart Break hone se bachane ka
Ek contract sign karne ka ki breakup hote hi ham apne expense return kar denge
1000 SMS -> 1000 Rs
500 Hours talk: 30000 Rs
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Oh.. agar aap ladki ho to replace "asaan" by "muskil"

Welcome to Girlfriend.com ... connecting


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Verifying record
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Oh Aapki umar nikal chuki hai


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Welcome to Sanyas.com.. You are in.

Ishq me dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi
jata,apne hisse ke sare sms aapko de du kyonki 
mujhse aapka kangal sms Box dekha nahi jata.

Door se dekha to hum unki zulfo mein khoye the.. wah wah .. wah wah..

(Awaaz aayi)Kya barkhurdaar .. julfo mein jue hai kya..jo kho gaye

Nahi.. Ama zara gor farmayega..

Door se dekha to hum unki zulfo mein khoye the.. wah wah .. wah wah..

Door se dekha to hum unki zulfo mein khoye the..

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Aur pas aa kar dekha to Sardarji baal dhoye bethe the..

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai
Hath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai

Hospital pahuche to nurso ne farmaya
"Baharon phool barsao
Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai "

Phool Khilkar udas hai,
Samundar ko aaj pani ki pyas hai,
Ek bar muskura to do dost,
Ram Gopal Verma ko bhi Naye Bhoot ki talash hai.

Arz kiya hai .. khuda bachaye mujjhe in hasinao se...

Khuda bachaye mujhe in hasinao se,

lekin in hasinao ko kaun bachatega mujh jaise kamino se
wah.. wah.

Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya.
Ja k nadi me kood gaya.

Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi sahenge
ek ghar mein do do nahi rahenge.

FOOLse,FOOLne,FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke saath wish kiya,
U r d most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL,&ColorFOOL among all FOOLS.

Na Moh na Maya hai,
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai..Hamein b Msg kar k dekh lo BETA,
gharwalo ne ye Mobile Sirf Tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi dilaya hai..

Safar lamba hai dost banate chalo
,dil mile na mile hath milate chalo,
tajmahal mat banana costly padega
lekin har mod pe mumtaj banate chalo...

Din Me Chain Nahi,
Rat ko Nind Nahi,
Ang Ang Me Dard Hai,
ji na Lage kahi, A khuda
Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?
Khuda ne Kaha Nahi Re,
Ye CHIKSN GUNIYA ka Bhukhar hai.

Khuda kare tujhe khushiya hazaar mile,
mujhse bhi acchee yaar mile,
teri girlfriend bandhe tujhe Raakhi, aur tujhe Ek aur behan ka pyaar mile..

SUNA HAI AAP KE 1 SMILE PE HAJARO LOG MAR MITTE HAI
SO KEEP SMILE TO REDUCE POPULATIONS.
AAB BAS KARO SABKO AAJ HEE NIPTANA HAI KYA.

ONE OF YOUR QUALITY I LIKE MOST.
YOU ARE VERY SENTIMENTAL
MEAN 1 PERCENT SENTI
99 PERCENT MENTAL.

EK BAAR SANTA SINGH HELMET PAHANKAR BAHAR NIKLA TO POLICE NE KAHA NIKAL 50 RS.
SATNA: HEY MAINE HELMET PEHNA HAI.
POLICEMAN: ABE PER SCOOTER KAHA HAI?

a NEWLY PASED Dr. was doing 1st operation in his career.
As operation finish, He bent on his knees,
"HEY KAALI MAA MERI PEHLI BHET SWIKAR KAR".