Vijay maliya :: 18 Saal baad hamara production top pe hoga
Sales Manager: Wo Kaise
Maliya: Kyunki aaj kal ladkiyan jyada paida ho rahi hai

BEFORE Love:
Log apni life KING size jite hai..
AFTER LOVE
KINGFISHER Size

Sabse asaan tarika Heart Break hone se bachane ka
Ek contract sign karne ka ki breakup hote hi ham apne expense return kar denge
1000 SMS -> 1000 Rs
500 Hours talk: 30000 Rs
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Oh.. agar aap ladki ho to replace "asaan" by "muskil"

Welcome to Girlfriend.com ... connecting


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Verifying record
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Oh Aapki umar nikal chuki hai


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Welcome to Sanyas.com.. You are in.

isne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake, `

Ishq me dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi
jata,apne hisse ke sare sms aapko de du kyonki 
mujhse aapka kangal sms Box dekha nahi jata.